It doesn’t matter how good or bad the product is, the fact is that people don’t read anymore. Forty percent of the people in the U.S. read one book or less last year. The whole conception is flawed at the top because people don’t read anymore.
Frankly I find keynote bingo irritating. Totally breaks my concentration. I’ve asked Katie and Moshe to see if we can do something about this. They say people have a First Amendment right to shout out “Bingo!” in a crowded auditorium. I’m like, Dude, even in my auditorium? Katie says that strictly speaking I don’t own the Moscone Center. I explained to her that in fact I own the entire world, and all of you just live in it.
If the passenger with the iPhone would be kind enough to use it to check the weather at our alternate, calculate our fuel burn due to being rerouted around the storms, call the dispatcher to arrange our release, and then make a phone call to the nearest Air Traffic Control center to arrange our timely departure amongst the other aircraft carrying passengers with iPhones, then we will be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the Flight Attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multi-million dollar aircraft and its passengers to safely leave.
I’m just so sick of being told that I’m arrogant. I’ve been hearing this all my life. I’m not arrogant. I’m smarter than everyone else, and I have better taste. That’s not arrogant. It’s just true.
